A little Paris. A little practicality. A lot of luxury.
Crafted in Europe and scented with refined vetiver perfume from France, Merde Matches are your bathroom’s best-kept secret. Each set includes:
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40 long, clean-burning wooden matcheS
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A signature matchbox adorned with gold detailing and Parisian flair
Designed to elevate your space and erase the evidence, Merde Matches offer a sophisticated scent solution for life’s merde moments.
⚠️ WARNING: Flammable Product. For adult use only. Not a toy. Keep away from children and pets. Always strike away from your body and flammable surfaces. Use in a fire-safe setting and never leave unattended.
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